TIGER, COULDN'T KEEP IT IN HIS PANTS

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Tiger, the perfect golfer,

Couldn’t keep it in his pants,

All of the skanky porn stars,

Really made his putter dance.

Then on one Thanksgiving night,

Tiger had to pay,

For all those 18 extra holes,

That Tiger should never play,

Now Elin’s got all the money,

And when she visits all the banks,

Tiger, the perfect golfer,

Now suffers from the shanks!




Fonte: www.ritholtz.com

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